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Charles Kane

Vicious Chimp Linked with Jacko Death

By Charles Kane - Monday, 29 June 2009
In what has been described as a “suspicious” journalistic move, worldwide news agencies have resurrected a mid-may story about a vicious chimpanzee attack in the wake of Michael Jackson’s uncertain cause of death. More »

Prof. James Murray

Celebrity Corpse Titillates Tabloids

By Prof. James Murray - Friday, 26 June 2009
You've been hit by / you've been struck by / a smooth journalist. More »

Sophia Bentley

Don't Have a Fag, Man

By Sophia Bentley - Monday, 01 June 2009
Smoking can kill you and so can The Simpsons. More »

Charles Kane

Crow's Geriatricks

By Charles Kane - Sunday, 26 April 2009
Steve Crow, notorious pornographer and convenor of the Erotica sex expo, is ploughing older fields for his increasingly risque business ventures. More »

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