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List of Guantanamo Bay detainees accused of posses

Feb. 18, 2011 · politics · notnews

"I have a Casio watch due to the fact that they are inexpensive and they last a long time. I like my watch because it is durable. It had a calculator and was waterproof, and before prayers we have to wash up all the way to my elbows." [ed: not news but WHAT THE FUCK.]read »

Alleged 'head boiling' comment raises ire

March 24, 2011 · politics · notnews

Ngapuhi activist David Rankin says he has complained to the Human Rights Commissioner about one of the commission's staff members. The staff member had written derogatory and potentially defamatory comments about him on her Facebook page, Rankin said. [ed: I allege that facebook is a shit idea in the first place, but does anyone care?]read »

High speed adult content may drive NBN uptake

July 5, 2011 · politics · notnews

"The single most important factor is the porn factor because pornography has always been at the cutting edge of technology," Wilson said. "If we cannot get porn on the NBN than we will have trouble getting consumer acceptance and uptake." read »