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<title><![CDATA[Vicious Chimp Linked with Jacko Death]]></title>
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<title><![CDATA[Celebrity Corpse Titillates Tabloids]]></title>
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<title><![CDATA[Don't Have a Fag, Man]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Smoking can kill you and so can The Simpsons.]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Crow's Geriatricks]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Steve Crow, notorious pornographer and convenor of the Erotica sex expo, is ploughing older fields for his increasingly risque business ventures.]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Pedestrian hit by car]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[In what is reported to be the first incident of motor vehicle intentionally attacking a human, a woman today sustained moderate injuries after being "run over" by a car.]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[A Veitch too far]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[For the New Zealand gutter rags, Tony Veitch has been the gift that keeps on giving.]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Millions of players of violent video games "ticking time bomb", say media]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Media focus is turned once again on violent video games following the recent tragic mass shooting in Germany by teenager Tim Kretschmer.]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Blood sucked out of Italian science]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Another death knell sounded for the scientific community today as the media implied that Italian scientists found the remains a vampire.]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Global Sexonomic Crisis]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[I like to classify news stories in either the fear-mongering category or that of a right royal laugh/load of nonsense. Occasionally an article might cross over the two categories.]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Serial Killer Jackpot]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Media all over the country celebrated after the "gold mine" trial of the year started up again today.]]></description>
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