Stfu Editorials

	By Michael Fincham Bale "disappoints" fans during in-studio tour - Friday, 06 February 2009
	By Jeff Clark Series of small fires kill 19,000 Australians - Monday, 09 February 2009
	By Ben Allan Millions of players of violent video games "ticking time bomb", say media - Monday, 16 March 2009 Meanies delighted as major news organisation puts the boot in - Wednesday, 28 January 2009 High-fives all round in the headline writing department - Monday, 19 January 2009 Faces safe from reality TV contestant - Friday, 16 January 2009 Cricketer sometimes plays very well, sometimes only pretty well - Friday, 16 January 2009
	By Sophia Bentley Don't Have a Fag, Man - Monday, 01 June 2009 Global Sexonomic Crisis - Sunday, 08 March 2009 Plague released from Gates of Hell - Saturday, 07 February 2009 Journalist uses brain to write story - Sunday, 25 January 2009 Woman explodes over article - Tuesday, 20 January 2009 New flower drug not for pansies - Saturday, 17 January 2009
	By Dave Searle Child porn teacher jailed - Thursday, 05 February 2009 US student auctions her dignity for $6.7m - Wednesday, 14 January 2009
	By Matt Powell OMG! SCIENCE! - Thursday, 05 March 2009 Alcohol contains carcinogens, truthiness - Friday, 27 February 2009 A problem of nomenclature - Tuesday, 03 February 2009 Sneaks on a plane - Friday, 23 January 2009 When there's no more room in platinum reserve, the dead will stand in the aisles - Tuesday, 20 January 2009 At last, some future is happening - Friday, 16 January 2009 A crime of fashion - Thursday, 15 January 2009
	By Charles Kane Vicious Chimp Linked with Jacko Death - Monday, 29 June 2009 Crow's Geriatricks - Sunday, 26 April 2009 Pedestrian hit by car - Tuesday, 21 April 2009 Blood sucked out of Italian science - Friday, 13 March 2009 Serial Killer Jackpot - Saturday, 07 March 2009 Cricket crack down on chuckers - Wednesday, 04 March 2009 Yet another 'Nazi coward' - Wednesday, 11 February 2009 God smites Australia - Monday, 09 February 2009 Crippled nipple causes ripple - Thursday, 05 February 2009 16 year old girl pulls funny face - Wednesday, 04 February 2009 Policeman slighty injured in attack - Tuesday, 27 January 2009 Woman opens legs to reveal vagina (caution: explicit pic) - Friday, 23 January 2009 Racist newspaper drops 'N bomb' - Tuesday, 20 January 2009 National unveils bold restructuring of criminal law system - Tuesday, 20 January 2009 Terror hits New Zealand waves - Monday, 19 January 2009 New Zealand or Nazi Land? - Friday, 16 January 2009 Scientists discover slut hormone - Friday, 16 January 2009 'Explicit image' feature captures editor’s imagination (caution: graphic pic) - Thursday, 15 January 2009 Anti-Semite fever hits Globes - Wednesday, 14 January 2009
	By Abby Walker Stuff defies dictionary, pushes bleached meaning of 'hero' - Thursday, 22 January 2009 Stuff ditches inappro language for rape case - Monday, 19 January 2009 Voyeuristic Age photographer caught photographing couple for weak story - Tuesday, 13 January 2009
	By Prof. James Murray Celebrity Corpse Titillates Tabloids - Friday, 26 June 2009 A Veitch too far - Sunday, 19 April 2009 Spirited reporting - Sunday, 22 February 2009 Terror in the skies - Monday, 09 February 2009 Christchurch under threat from Kraut menace - Friday, 06 February 2009 14-year-old girl a "huge slut" - Sunday, 01 February 2009 I'm not a mind reader (but I'm reading the signs) - Sunday, 25 January 2009 Editors 'come out' as Hollywood shills - Thursday, 22 January 2009 Randy old man's sex life: your opinion counts - Monday, 19 January 2009 We don't need another hero - Thursday, 15 January 2009 Pareidolia - Wednesday, 14 January 2009
	By Johnny Hall A dream come true - Wednesday, 21 January 2009 Secretive housing developer builds gigantic house - Friday, 16 January 2009 Garner, Affleck name newborn daughter after order of bad ass angels - Thursday, 15 January 2009 The priorities of New Zealand - Tuesday, 13 January 2009 A golden history - Saturday, 10 January 2009 Irrelevancy has become standardised - Wednesday, 09 January 2008

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By Charles Kane - Monday, 29 June 2009
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