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Johnny Hall

Irrelevancy has become standardised

By Johnny Hall - Wednesday, 09 January 2008

The snowy streets of Chicago. A vehicle passes a crowded basketball game and begins to shoot. Five people - three in serious condition; two critical - are taken from the scene to await their fate.

Meanwhile, Kate Hudson denies claims that she is a lesbian.

Kate Hudson takes readership.

Welcome to Stfu.co.nz - Irrelevancy has become standardised.

Now let me hear a little more about that Kate thing...

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